"Love me."

Tony Stark: Let's do a head count.
Tony Stark: There's yours truly, hot sauce with a heart condition.
Tony Stark: There's a green guy who flirts with me.
Tony Stark: A pissy patriot in tights whom Daddy liked best.
Tony Stark: A ginger bitch.
Tony Stark: Katniss Everdeen.
Tony Stark: L'Oreal with a mallet.
Tony Stark: All taking orders from a one-eyed guy with snakes on his plane...
Tony Stark: To go against you, a tall drink of water who's made a deal with the devil and has an unlimited power source.
Tony Stark: Damn.
Tony Stark: I need to talk to some Scotch about this.

threewordphrase:

nedroidcomics:

This is why we have wintertime. I’m sorry

holy shit

sightseeingwithhelenkeller:

could you imagine dying of toxic shock syndrome

“daddy how’d mommy die”

“well sport, she left her tampon in too long”

craigashforth:

All 4 of my Community fan art pics based on the April episodes.

craigashforth:

All 4 of my Community fan art pics based on the April episodes.

“For he today that sheds his blood with me shall be my brother.”
-William Shakespeare, Henry V

(Source: inthehouseofstark)

(Source: lermanly)

killself:

my teacher makes students sing to the class if their phone beeps

ambulance-shotgun:

shylittleghost:

Thor: Lokiiiiiiii did you destroy New York again?

Loki: I only did it because you’ve been ignoring my feelings!

Thor: I’ve been busy with work!

Loki: That’s what you always say!

(Source: ipaintstuff)